Sunday, January 13, 2008

Welcome To Frolicking Naked 13 year old Boys!

Excited to see some frolicking naked 13 year old boys? Well then you have come to right place my friend! Here you will find all that and much more! But first, there is something I would like you to do.

Why don't you have a seat right over there. Don't bother trying to leave, your ip address has already been logged and sent to the proper authorities. In about 48 hours, several police officers will be dispatched to your area and you will be taken into custody for interrogation. If you have had no previous offenses and you came here for the first time simply out of curiosity, do not worry. You will simply undergo a rigorous two-week testicle removal program to ensure you will no longer be attracted to anything. Now that we have that out of the way, hello, my name is virtual Chris Hansen. You may know me from the hit NBC show, "To Catch a Predator". I wish we could have met under different circumstances. My question to you is, why have you come here today? Is this how you get your sick thrills? Do your parents upstairs know about this? How will you feel, knowing that what your co-workers at Home depot thought about you will find out is actually true? Well, all I can is this: good luck in court, you'll need it.

31 comments:

zopernurd said...

lol, i cliked on a link to a net shop to buy some videogames,
http://www.pricerunner.se/. but it vas a link on the side off the skreen so my bad^^
Hilarious by the way xD

shane said...

i was looking up porn which i know is wrong and im a kid and i didnt go onto this page 2 look this stuff up its digusting their kids and its wrong it is a good idea though 2 do this whoever made it 2 make people scared of them which they should be i knew it was gonna be something like this

Sarah Cate said...

lol my friend emailed this to me and said it was a justin bieber fan site. damn man if i get arrested for this imma be veerrry angry.

Will said...

lol wow im 15 and did a search for a game site n clicked this on accident =p whoops hope this isnt real
but i guess its good they have these kind of sights to stop real child molesters

stuiie said...

WTH? My friend sent me a link to the new halo reach multiplayer beta maps and it came up to this ? if i get arrested im gonna get pissed at him although im a kid so i doubt i would egt arrested

ME and that's how it is said...

That's freaking Hilarious. I saw this on IGN right before this, got linked here. Awesome.

Joseph said...

this is discusting. whoever put this on the internet should be ashamed and arrested

cammie said...

ha lol i just searched porn and its came up frolocking and i wondered whta it was im only 14 lol

rosar60 said...

Wtf my friend sent me this link to get free jordans he fucking rick rolled me thats low im gonna kill him

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Jon-Michael said...

umm im only 13 i think im on the wrong site i was looking up a book

LydiaAngelDang said...

wtf? if this is real i will NEVER go on ign again.. ill prob sue thm.. if i can.. can i? well im only a yung teen nd i idek wut frolicking means... or did he mean frog liking... but wutevr dnt evn tell me cuz i thnk i can liv my life not knwn wut tht means. haha nd did u notice were all kids on a gaming site? well except shane.. oh nd i thnk thers a unreg. pervo in my apt. complex.. so if i see him lookn at my sis. thrs gnna be hell to pay>.<

Brian said...

i was lookin up porn and clicked on this for curiosity and im only 13so i dont wanna get arestef

Scott said...

This Is Fake Just Because It Talks About The 2 Week Removal If you have had no offenses which aside from the fact of they would just fine you that is illegal in america, there just trying to scare you

dakota said...

IM SCARES im only 13 i dont want to go t o jail

tj.poole said...

Uh, I was looking for regualar porn and this crap popped up. I didn't even know what this was, I wasn't even looking on what I was clicking one, lol. I'm sorry if I offended anyone, I do not want to get areested, i'm on 13. Please don't track me, i'm so sorry.

Kevin said...

All right, look. This better b some kind of twisted joke bcuz if it isnt, I swear I will find YOUR IP adress and find out your email and then send u a special 'present'. Oh silly me I thought I could just surf the web a little but no. Some idiot had to invade my privacy an-wait a sec. This isn't real. This is just a way to scare people. I'm sure it would have been on the news had a whole bunch of 13 year-olds been called in by some crusty old man that doesn't have anything else to do with his spare time.

dlyoung118 said...

This is not real guys. Ignore it.

Damian said...

some friend sent the link to me lol i hope its fake and well i hope it does scare of pedofiles im olny 14 lol

Alexander said...

HOLY CRAP!!! I stumbled across this just now on my ipod and now im REALLY scared!

Brandon said...

wish we could report this garbage
its like a damn pop up or a that clicks itself
it is illegal to write your IP down for something as simple as accidently clicking on it or it popping up on its own
you would have to have prior offenses to even be tracked in the first place
take this garbage off or ill sue if "police" do come to my door

Awong said...

This is disgusting and twisted i agree, i believe it's fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MerlinX said...

Lol this popped up while I was looking on what happened to that 11 year old beaten by 3 girls. What sick freak would even look at teens naked

pete said...

looked like offering pics of 13 y old naked boys but only got some chitchat ....

joshuapowell said...

ahaaah i hope this is a prank mate linked it to me

ENRIQUE MARTINEZ said...

i looked up 13 year old boy becomes a father because my friend said it was all a hoax and i typed it and it came to this site

Im Effect said...

i was also looking at porn lol are they seriouse im only 13 dont want go to prison good i will never look at porn again i m sorry

ayeyo said...

Yo links are retared. I guess someone is going to be dumb and put this as advertisment!! smh.

Zachary Cable said...

My friends got on my phone and got onto this website sorry.

Zachary Cable said...

My friends got on my phone and got onto this website sorry.

Jonathan said...

I'm only a kid and I was on ign before this so how did i get here? Now I'm really scared for something I didn't do