Excited to see some frolicking naked 13 year old boys? Well then you have come to right place my friend! Here you will find all that and much more! But first, there is something I would like you to do.
Why don't you have a seat right over there. Don't bother trying to leave, your ip address has already been logged and sent to the proper authorities. In about 48 hours, several police officers will be dispatched to your area and you will be taken into custody for interrogation. If you have had no previous offenses and you came here for the first time simply out of curiosity, do not worry. You will simply undergo a rigorous two-week testicle removal program to ensure you will no longer be attracted to anything. Now that we have that out of the way, hello, my name is virtual Chris Hansen. You may know me from the hit NBC show, "To Catch a Predator". I wish we could have met under different circumstances. My question to you is, why have you come here today? Is this how you get your sick thrills? Do your parents upstairs know about this? How will you feel, knowing that what your co-workers at Home depot thought about you will find out is actually true? Well, all I can is this: good luck in court, you'll need it.